Uncle Slammed Apron
Uncle Sam got absolutely wrecked — and now he’s calling on real patriots who know their way around a dab tool and a grill. Whether you're flipping burgers, firing up slabs, or hosting the sesh, this apron brings liberty, laughs, and loud energy to the table.
With a stoned-out, red-eyed Uncle Slammed front and center in vintage poster style, this is patriotic gear that holds it down year-round — from the backyard to the sesh pad.
Dab Slut. approved to wear 365 🇺🇸🔥
• Durable, lightweight material built for actual use
• One size fits most with adjustable neck and waist ties
• Retro-style artwork printed front and center
• Designed in Los Angeles
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Uncle Slammed Apron
Uncle Sam got absolutely wrecked — and now he’s calling on real patriots who know their way around a dab tool and a grill. Whether you're flipping burgers, firing up slabs, or hosting the sesh, this apron brings liberty, laughs, and loud energy to the table.
With a stoned-out, red-eyed Uncle Slammed front and center in vintage poster style, this is patriotic gear that holds it down year-round — from the backyard to the sesh pad.
Dab Slut. approved to wear 365 🇺🇸🔥
• Durable, lightweight material built for actual use
• One size fits most with adjustable neck and waist ties
• Retro-style artwork printed front and center
• Designed in Los Angeles
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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