Uncle Sam got absolutely wrecked and now he’s recruiting real patriots — the ones who know their way around a dab tool. This is the sesh summons you’ve been waiting for. Featuring a stoned-out, red-eyed Uncle Slammed in full regalia, this retro poster-style piece brings liberty, globs, and government-issued terps to your fit.
Perfect for Independence Day or any day you feel like torching up in the name of freedom.
Dab Slut. approved to wear year round 🇺🇸💨
•Soft, high-quality cotton blend for max chill
•Designed in Los Angeles
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Uncle Slammed Tee
Uncle Sam got absolutely wrecked and now he’s recruiting real patriots — the ones who know their way around a dab tool. This is the sesh summons you’ve been waiting for. Featuring a stoned-out, red-eyed Uncle Slammed in full regalia, this retro poster-style piece brings liberty, globs, and government-issued terps to your fit.
Perfect for Independence Day or any day you feel like torching up in the name of freedom.
Dab Slut. approved to wear year round 🇺🇸💨
•Soft, high-quality cotton blend for max chill
•Designed in Los Angeles
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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